eatsass:

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off . case solved

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

blastortoise:

it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”